| rainy day, corny joke |
[Jul. 10th, 2005|12:39 pm] |
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oh how i love corny jokes, enjoy one on this rainy hurricane filled day!!!!!!!!
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!" |
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[Jun. 4th, 2005|10:48 am] |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATIE! not like she reads this or anything. or anyone for that matter but its cool.
last night was awesome!!!!!! truely just amazing! i totally made a fool out of myself, and i have asked for those who do remember most of last night please dont remind me of anything i said or had done, i would just like to keep it a mystery. i have to go pick up my car from carleys i am waiting on my ride to pick me up. la la la waiting and waiting. i should probably get dressed so i can go get it right away, eh that can wait.
i got into fsu, YAYAYAYA i am finally cool!! now i can make fun of those stupid tcc kids, dont know anything about anything. see i am fitting in already.
sarah wants me to go through rush, and join her sorority. we shall see if and how i will get financed and then we will discuss this matter fully
well hmm i got fun pictures from last night. i might post 'em, i might not. i dont know, keep you guessing.
well friends, real and imaginary i will update later my ride is here!! |
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| hello and good day |
[May. 8th, 2005|11:50 am] |
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i just got home from lunch with mandy (now know as amanda) and melissa, never heard of them well you shouldnt have because mandy and melissa went to grade school with me, and us three and michelle james were like bestest of friends from like 3rd to 5th grade. ah the young years. now and then is what it reminds me of, bike rides, tree houses, swimming pools, and the ect... we were the tom-boys of the larger group of friends, we were all such good friends, and wow i miss them they are so funn. (yes with 2 n's) melissa and mandy are twins, melissa goes to UCF and mandy goes to none other than FSU, not surprising considering they were always hardcore obsessed with FSU, melissa followed a boy to UCF and even tho they arent together anymore it was a good choice for her. they are such sweet girls who are super fun and love to do random fun outdoors type things. mandy is in some sorority here, i forgot which one i dont understand the whole greek thing, its to much information for me to remember. i am so glad i ran into them on friday and lunch made my day.
this weekend has been pretty good, no i didnt go back to jacksonville, we did mothers day last weekend. friday me sarah (from work) and kenny hung out here and then went to see house of wax, it was eh ok the oscar goes to paris, no she wasnt that bad, not as bad as i thought she would be. then after seeing a "scary movie" me and kenny decided to freak sarah out by taking her to lake talquin, we met up with this jessica girl and all went out there it was fun, and freaky, but mostly fun. then we dropped jessica off and then went to matt's house which was eh ok, then went home.
saturday didnt do much except bought a brand NEW BEAUTIFULLY CUTE bathing suit that i LOVE! i finally found the prefect one!! i am sooo happy about it! and it wasnt that expensive either!! i was so tired from only 4 hours of sleep that i did not do anything except went to taco bell for dinner ran into friend of a friend, who was on some sort of mind altering drug or was just really out of it. i didnt really remember him till like 5 mins later and i was like ah yes now i remember where i met him. and the events ect.
i am done with the typing now, off to do some homework or something like that. adios los compadras |
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| week in review |
[Apr. 29th, 2005|08:22 pm] |
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finals are over... YIPPY! got a 96 on religion I KICKED ITS ASS. 77 on history it kicked my ass, and the other ones dont matter, i could have gotten a zero in stats and still passed with a 84, dont i rock.
i had some amazing afternoons this week, tuesday afternoon was awesome. taking afternoon naps in the middle of a nice down pour kicks butt with the windows open and that nice breeze coming in, picture perfect. kenny chesney's song sums it all up. thursday afternoon was pretty good too, but had to baby sit at 6 so fun in the sun had to end.
now i am back in jacksonville for a couple of days to rest and get away from the mess. thats all i have to say,good bye. |
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| finals.... |
[Apr. 25th, 2005|10:41 am] |
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im in a mood, yes one of those moods, where nothing is pleasing and everything else is annoying.
i am so stressed right now, i have my two hardest finals tomorrow and i am not prepared at all.
yesterday i tried to study and i did well until i went to go study with someone you know how it is when you try to study with people, nothing ever gets done.
god friday was awesome! i wasnt supposed to go out, but i did and it was great. saturday didnt do anything tried to study but tv got in the way. and i already mentioned sunday.
talked to laura about the apartment looking thing she really didnt say much, i need to know what she wants to do because i want to sign before end of the first week in may because the good places are filling up and rent is getting more expensive.
off to study, i hate all of those who dont have them, seriously HATE! |
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[Apr. 20th, 2005|04:36 pm] |
Your Inner European is Spanish! |
Energetic and lively.
You bring the party with you! |
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| fooled? |
[Apr. 2nd, 2005|03:18 pm] |
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april fooled? yes i was. my mom got me, thats cause she loves me. she was the only one who tricked me. she is good.
last night weather was nasty so i sure as hell didnt feel like doing diddly. i went to 3 guys and it was yum, followed by walmart, back to the casa.
12 out a 10 wasnt a fluke, im just that good. ha in your face cracker! yah i said it.
the more time i spend, the deeper i get in this shit. i thought i was beginning to drown yesterday. great death huh?
ran a 10k today, it was practically up hill the whole way. i got a medal cause i finished. i feel special.
i have a 3500 word paper due Tuesday havent read the book. its going to be FUN.
about to go visit laura and go to the mall. |
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| merry christmas |
[Mar. 27th, 2005|09:29 pm] |
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oh sadness, yes sadness. bitter defeat. but what a game. all i have to say is sparks, you let me down when you missed the foul shots, but you brought back my love for you with the 3 to bring us in to the first OT. the game should have been over with the last seconds of the first OT but yall had to have the extra pass. enough of my commentary of the game, im sure no one cares. mich state great game good luck Saturday.
HAPPY EASTER TO ALL!!
ok well easter was great. it was filled with great food and great family. had to leave early so i could make it home in time to catch the game. the easter bunny visited me, i got lots of candy. i ate way to much of it already and it gave me a headache.
this week i have a lot to do. 2 test Tuesday on consists of memorizing 5 essays, fun for me huh. 1 test thursday. and then a paper due that i havent even began to read the book i should start but i wont. this is gonna be fun.
well im done updating |
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| 69 60 |
[Mar. 20th, 2005|02:24 pm] |
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69 60 kentucky over cincy
Sing along in pride with me people!
On, on, u of k, we are right for the fight today,
Hold that ball and hit that line;
Ev'ry wildcat star will shine;
We'll fight, fight, fight, for the blue and white
As we roll to that goal, varsity,
And we'll kick, pass and run, 'till the battle is won,
And we'll bring home the victory.
Kentucky to the sweet sixteen! Kentucky faces Utah on Friday. be ready, bring your game face!
What a game! What a night! Wow!! So after the win I was a little high on life and why shouldn’t I be I mean it was a good game. We went to tripp’s and like always it was great, but this time it was most funn-est because there were lots of random people that nobody knew. Well I wore my Kentucky shirt of course because you got to have pride! I am glad I wore it because it was a conversation starter with random people. So I am standing up on a chair yelling to chris when I step down I hear a boy say blah blah blah UK and so I turn on the ease dropping, and I turn and admit I was listening to their conversation and ask him where he goes to school. He is like UK and I am like you have to be fucking kidding me and he is like no why, then he spots my shirt and then he fell in love with me and I told him I am not that type of gal and we start talking and b.s.ing and he is like how random, and I was like I know so we talk and talk and its really just random, make a long story short, he went to st. x, and his sisters went to mercy or was that his mom, I don’t know. But its just random the connections. Anyways. That made my day, I asked him all about uk and how amazing the games are and what is it like to go and how I wanna go sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad. Yadda yadda yadda. Around 3 I guess the cops came we stayed for a while still then left and got something to eat, came home and passed out.
Last night I did something stupid, I sent a drunken text message to Stacey, but she responded and I responded this morning, but nothing else has happened. Like anyone cares really. Ugh stupid brat.
Today I was supposed to play football at 3, but we are going to look at an apartment at 3, I don’t know if it’s the only time the girl could do it or what, but its sucks I havent played in like a month seriousLY! A month and a week!!! I am going to get rusty! Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Got to go fill the belly. |
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| wow i almost swallowed my tongue |
[Mar. 12th, 2005|04:22 pm] |
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kentucky lsu game almost killed me, the shot that got lsu into overtime i swear i thought it was 3 pts not 2 and i almost cried. i have officially turned into my mother.
that game was close, and lsu very good game on your part. final score 79 78. seriously i almost died i was so nervous, brought it down to the last milliseconds like last weekend.
tomorrow at 1 we face florida, again, i pray to god it wont be a repeat of last weekend, seriously one week later i hope we can put them in their place. it was such a good game last weekend, i hope its still good, but this time favor kentucky. lets start the 8 game winning streak against florida again please. thanks.
being back in tally has been pretty good, considering there is only a few people here. i saw robots last night it was pretty good. robin williams made the movie though without him i dont think it would have been as good. then hung out me casa, got a 12 out of 10 for the evening, didnt know i was being judged but hey i like the two extra points. 3 nights in a row i have slept pretty nicely, i like it. complete silence, its amazing. i got to sleep in today, and that didnt work to well i still woke up at like 830 but went back to sleep woke up at 930, laid in bed till 1, then went to best buy. then went on a bike ride, i love my bike it kicks your bikes butt. and watched the game that was my life. and now i am taking a break from applying for financial aid how fun!
i must get back to begging the government for money. |
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| i am so the cool kid |
[Mar. 8th, 2005|03:23 am] |
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| | my man kenny chesney | ] |
spring break! wooo whoo, sarcasm? i think so. college spring break is supposed to be full of binge drinking, std swapping and getting stuff tattooed and pierced. well my spring break has consisted of over eating, sun burn, and way too much shopping. yes i did not embark with my fellow students on the wild week, i have to be back on Wednesday to work. yes i could have gone for the first part of the week but i didn't because well my choices were limited. i could have gone with nicole and her sorority to coco beach eh? i might have to sleep in the same bed as nicole, or miami with stacey oh wait we arent talking i forgot. me and laura could have gone by ourselves, but our schedules conflicted she worked the first part i am to work the last part, lindsay with zach and his fraternity to go skiing, not even an option, really. and kenny was going with cole and those annoying people and then but that fell through, and emily is going with the hippie-d dippie-d people some hippie-d dippie-d place, not my type of funn i am not going to sing camp songs and talk about how trees are wonderful. instead i went to orlando spent a lot of my mommy's money, stayed in sandy's new and beautiful house, came back to jax went the beach got burned, yes i was only there for an 1 hour or 2 but i am as white as they come, i burn easily. today i have been shopping all afternoon. spent way to much money on more shit i dont need. what i do need is an mp3 player, nothing to fancy i am not hard core about it, i just need it for my bike rides and when i go work out, yes i plan on starting to work out. not because i think i am fat or anything, its because ever since i started doing aerobics i have been feeling a lot better, not tired as much, more energy and just happier. so i decided i would become addicted to my endorphins and get a natural high on life, until i burn out. well i am going to go i have to start my laundry so i can leave to go back tomorrow. it was nice to update, i might have to do it again soon. |
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| update...... |
[Feb. 9th, 2005|02:12 am] |
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cant sleep, too awake. ahhhhhhhhhh i wanna scream. i want to be tired! i have too much energy.
finally saw finding never land tonight, it was good.
well i'm out of stuff to say
bye |
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| ~yippy~ |
[Feb. 2nd, 2005|11:39 pm] |
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just a quick note, $200 big bucks for one night, i kick ass. not bad, not bad at all. the kid went to bed at 7 and i spent all night watching tv, eating their food, and talking to the great and wonderful cinderella. bad part, a child that goes to bed at 7 tends to wake up early like 5, not good when you yourself have just laid down to go to bed. i gave him some juice and put him back in bed and i passed out till 7 then there was no denying the fact that the child was up. breakfast followed, i was home free at 9. easiest money i've made. i get to do it all again tomorrow this time for a different family, that is not paying me as well, DAMN THEM i am spoiled! back to the old $8-10/hr. booooooo-earns!
my cookie said: "you are almost there" cinderella was way too accurate for my liking!
lucky numbers 1,2,8,7,40,43 |
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| drum roll please.... |
[Jan. 20th, 2005|10:32 pm] |
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time for an update....
oh boy have i been busy. this week was very busy with work and a buttload of school work, but have found time for a few laughs along the way.
how was everyone's weekend? how was everyone's MLK day? how did you celebrate? i was gonna hit up french town and show 'em how it's done, but i decided to live instead. this weekend was very lax but good. friday saw in good company, really good movie. then went to kenny's friend eric's house that was a fun time. saturday ordered pizza for breakfast, did some laundry watched kentucky beat georgia and went to barnes and nobles. saturday night there was so much going on that we ended up doing nothing. laura fell asleep and me and kenny got trapped in tv movies, die hard at first then before we know it its 4 movies later and 6. oops so much for going out. sunday went to church like a good little catholic girl, played flag football i kicked some butt, and some butts kicked me, i got like 1000 bruises but it was fun. i ate a mommy cooked dinner, enjoyed a nice hot tub and desperate housewives and i called it an evening. monday in honor of the great MLK we did a little 4 wheelen (spelling? i am not country i dont know these things) it was fun except the 4 wheeler bit me once but other than that it was fun and thrilling ect..... school started again and then so did the work...
i am done now, i must go now, i am tired, getting up at seven everyday is a killer, and i missed my nap today, i know dangerous. |
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| happy new year!!!!!!!!! |
[Jan. 3rd, 2005|08:26 am] |
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i thought work started today, so i wake up go to work i am there at 8 10 and no one is there. i walk in to make sure, nobody, yah we start school tomorrow. yah so now i am wide awake and thought that i should update.
how was everyone's christmas? how was new years?
christmas was a bust. new years was fuuuuunnn. i actually think it could have been the best new years i have ever had. why was it so amazingly fun? i dont know but it was just a blast. i am waiting for the pictures to be developed, i hope they come out good. we went to the landing and to some parties afterward. i saw alot of people i havent seen since graduation, and that was great.
now i am back in tallahassee, and it feels great to sleep in my bed, and be in my room. home sweet home!!
i really have nothing else to say, so i am out |
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| 21st day of december....... |
[Dec. 21st, 2004|10:28 pm] |
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with only a little over two hours of sleep i leaped into today the 21st of December, my head was in the clouds, walking through the motions of the day. i was not very productive in my shopping endeavors four trips to the mall and only one present to show for it. today i deleted the "my", i am not sure if it will stay. today was a let down, big time but i knew it was going to be one last night when i was trying to go to bed. i really have nothing else to say. i will end here. |
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| she who shall remain nameless |
[Dec. 19th, 2004|12:57 am] |
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a couple of weeks ago laura went to go talk to SWSRN, as she will be referred to in this entry in fear that if i speak/type her name i will throw up in disgust. laura said that when she went to SWSRN's apartment to talk to her, SWSRN was cold and almost heartless. laura said that she just stood there and acted as if she doesnt even care. when laura questioned that she broke down, and said crap about how do you think it feels for her blahdiddyblahblah. laura pointed out that she is the one who stopped talking to us without explanation and then with laura NO REASON. and laura is the one to make the effort not SWSRN. we have not heard from SWSRN since then. the last time i talked to SWSRN was on her birthday, i sent her a text message on thanksgiving and got a reply saying "you too!!!" which is a bunch of bull.
why am i bringing this up?
so laura lost her inhibitions last night and sent SWSRN a text message saying something like, how could you do this and not care. something to that effect, laura deleted it this morning and doesnt remember what it said. SWSRN did not reply. what is it that she is doing in jacksonville? what does she plan on doing for new years? is she going to hang out with her very bestest new best friends dumb ass and fat ass, oh i said it. oh and i have a story so nicole and lindsay went to SWSRN christmas party, and dumb ass was really drunk and spilt her drink on herself, she thought SWSRN split the drink on her, she asks SWSRN why she poured her drink on her. SWSRN says no you split the drink on yourself, dumb ass proceeds to take her drink and pour it on top of SWSRN head. but SWSRN says why did you do that, and goes up stairs to take a shower. i think it is fucking hilarious. if laura or i did something like that she would have yelled at us omg your so annoying blahdiddyblahblah. but she doesnt say anything. why cause she is a pansy. she comes back down stairs and dumb ass is like why did you take a shower, no i didnt pour my drink on you. stupid shit.
i hate talking about SWSRN but i do it anyways. once i get started i cant stop. i have so much i can say about it. i feel she just wants to play the poor pitiful me card all the damn time, so when laura went to talk to her and when laura and SWSRN were yelling at each other, SWSRN was not the bad guy it was all laura. and i am the bad guy because i havent called her. well fucking get over it. i want to say something, i want to make her show some emotion, something anything. i want to make her see. but i cant, i mean nothing has changed since the last time i wrote about this. everything is the same. except i have taken down all the pictures of her in my room and laura made an effort. i want to forget about her, but i when i cant sleep i end up thinking about her. i will pick up my phone and just want to call, but what would i say.
its pointless, i know the only way i will call her is if it is a drunken phone call. or i send her a text message. but is there any real point. i know we wont be friends like we were.
i have been having problems with my self esteem lately reason one is this. its hard to feel good about yourself when someone you love doesnt give a shit. what a bitch. ugh i fucking hate her.
why do i care so much? i mean truthfully i have been having more fun since she has been out of my life. i go out on the weekdays, weekends are fun, i have met new people but yet i miss having that one extra person i have to talk with.
fuck it i could go on forever but i wont. i am done. i end here. |
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| since no one will read the books............. |
[Dec. 16th, 2004|12:20 am] |
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well since i wrote my fact of the day and i know for a fact that probably no one will go out and read the books i will tell you just how great it is.
ok so the first book left you on the edge of your seat with the what the fuck just happened. i will give you background info. jessica darling is an over achieving varsity track star virgin who is a sophomore who's best friend moved away just before her 16th birthday. the departure of her best friend was do to the back that her brother recently died from a drug overdose, her parents want to move hope, best-friend, out of new jersey because they think she will fall into same bad crowd. jessica is depressed. she cant sleep and all that good stuff one day she goes to the clinic to fake sick and take a nap, when she is awoken by marcus, marcus a druggy who was friends with hopes brother, ask her to pee in a yogurt cup so he can pass his drug test. she does and that is how the plot thickens. (arent you excited i know i am) next day he send her a note to say thanks but she losses it (cute romantic poem, but ends up messing everything up because he just wanted to see if he could get her to have sex with him, and then tells her about it, duh! messed everything up). ok so they cops find out that a girl peed in the cup he didn't tell on her some freshman said it was her for fame and glory and got nothing. marcus was sent away, that next year marcus comes back but how he was kicked out you might ask well it turns out he is really a genius that is why he does drugs he vowed never to do drugs for another chance(he follows through with his promise). jessica is really smart and all that crap they are in all the same honors classes, make a long story short, ah who am i kidding i cant make this story short, but they end up talking on the phone every night and all this good stuff new years eve they go out he takes her on a tour of the town and ends up at the park where she used to run to when she could sleep at night that is when he confesses about the note. end of book one. i really cant make this story short. well lets just say through ups and downs and stuff, they end up together in the end.
but how they finally get together is so fucking cute. i mean bravo to you megan mccafferty. "crocodile lies." just beautiful brought tears to my eyes. and how the whole prom thing went down, standing ovation. i mean really the ending was just wow. better than how i could have expected it i mean when i was reading it i kinda saw it coming but it was good. oh and graduation, with the HEY YOU, great touch! i mean wow!
sometimes i am a girly girl but get over it, i have ovaries, i am allowed to be sappy. ugh such a good book!
enough. i am done. i promise. |
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| fact of the day.. |
[Dec. 15th, 2004|11:28 pm] |
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...brought to you by "Second Helpings" (great book by the way finished it in 3 days)(it is a must read)(seriously go out get sloppy first then follow up with second helpings, you wont be sorry!)(well why arent you leaving!) (get the car keys!)
"slutty ho-bag" manda pointed out that girls with low self-esteem tend to have sex earlier than those with high, and the opposite is true for boys, i was intrigued by this, and found out it was true, hence article below. enjoy.
Self-Esteem and Teen Sex
Apr. 2, 2002 (Ivanhoe Newswire) -- A new study shows adolescent girls with low self-esteem and adolescent boys with high self-esteem are more likely to initiate sexual intercourse.
Middle school students ages 12 to 16 were followed over a two-year period.
Researchers from the Indiana University School of Medicine found girls who scored low on a self-esteem test were three times more likely to initiate intercourse. However, boys who scored high on the test were twice as likely to initiate sex.
It seems girls with low self-esteem may initiate sex to feel better about themselves, to provide themselves with intimacy, a sense of maturity, or to rebel against conventional norms concerning early sexual activities.
In contrast, the study shows early sexual initiation for boys may be seen as a badge of honor that is celebrated within the peer culture. Thus, those boys with higher self-esteem may be more self-confident and able to find willing partners than boys with low self-esteem who remain virgins.
Early initiation of intercourse is often associated with negative outcomes for adolescents. A number of programs aim to delay the age of first intercourse. However, researchers of this study conclude programs such as these may be more effective if issues around self-esteem are addressed, as well.
SOURCE: Pediatrics, 2002; 109:581-584
I WILL SAY IT AGAIN THE BOOK IS CALLED SLOPPY FIRST, AND SECOND HELPINGS, IT REALLY IS REALLY GOOD I PROMISE. I WOULD NOT LIE. I DONT KNOW WHY I AM SAYING ALL THIS NO ONE EVER READS MY JOURNAL AND THOSE WHO DO ARE BOYS, AND IM SURE THEY WONT READ IT, BUT OH WELL. I TRIED TO EXPAND PEOPLES MINDS, BUT ALAS, I FAILED. |
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[Dec. 9th, 2004|10:50 pm] |
john mayer has a tv show? yes 24 minutes of stuff and john as a bear, oh john you make me laugh. |
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